FEEL THE BURN!!!

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"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you ... he rubbed you. And rubbin', son, is racin'." -- Harry Hogge

400 BABIES THAT WILL ALL BECOME RUNNING KENYANS (oh so fitting for that meth affair...)

ITS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!
ITS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!!!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!!!
NASCAR WILL BE ALL LIKE 'slooooooow dooooooown' and YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE 'FUCK YOU' AND SUE THE FUCK OUTTA THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LAWYERS!!!
ENERGY LAWYERS!!!
POWERTHIRST WILL MAKE YOU GOOD AT SPORTS! UNLESS ITS NASCAR AND THEN YOU'll
JUST WRECK EVERY WEEK!
PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU DRIVE AND THINK YOUR TEAM IS FROM
KENYA
THEY'LL LOOK UNDER THE HOOD AND EXPECT TO SEE
KENYANS!
YOU CAN DRIVE THIS CAR IN AN OLYPMIC FOOT RACE AND ONLY GET BEATEN BY
KENYANS!!!!!!!!!
POWERTHIRST IS CRAMMED WITH CARBOLYTES, ELECTROLYTES, METABOLYTES, CELLULITES, MORE LITES THEN LEGALLY ALLOWED IN THE STATE OF VIRGINIA!!!!
THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S LEFT TURNS
THESE ARE TURBO-LEFT TURNS!
TURBO-LEFT TURNS!!!!

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"its the rapture! quick hide the porn and booze before god shows up!"

HEY, DO YA LIKE TO FEEL SO ENERGETIC?

TRY POWERTHIRST, IT S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR MEN

MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE "sloooow dooooown"
AND YOU WILL BE LIKE FUCK YOU AND KICK HER FACE WITH YAR ENERGY LEEEEGS

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Romantism...?

NO WAY

OMG YES!!!! lol

It'll make you wave REALLY FAST, so fast you'll become invisible!

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"My throttle stuck cuz my cat unplugged the steering wheel!" - Justin
"It happened right in front of me, I saw it in my mirror." - Beas
"OK Guys lets settle in here, and whip em out" - Peter
R.I.P. TourettesGuy, Colin McRae

MENERGY

FASTER THAN KENYANS

I wish there was a way to +fav comments sometimes.

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Words!

YES. Good idea! You should request that =3